detatek:

a̫͔̬͔̭͎͚m̼o̬̭̙̦n̻̩̙̘g͍̫̙͙̼̬ ̺̖͔̺̱͔t͉̫͕͎h͓o̲͍͔ș̪̺̘e w̖h̝̘̥̼o̹ ̯w͓̠̼̣̯̜a̼͕̝̼̯l̮͚̪̳̥k̥̪̥̯͎͍͍e̩̫̗̯ͅd͚̻̥̩̝ ̟t̳̲h͍ͅe̼̞̲̖̯͔̞ ̺s̱̼͇̣̪̱t̞r͚̟̮̩͔̬͚ee̳̺̜̠̥̮t͓̩s̯͇̟̳͍̩̯,͖̣̬̱ ̪͚w̟̣̞ͅho̻̫̟͎ w͚̠̫̰ͅas̺̳͕͍̺̩͕ ͎̹̺͓̤̞t̗̬̖̰͍̩r̙̳̼͉̜͚ul̝̤͓͙y͇̱ͅ ̣͇͉͕͈͙h̝̻̟̹̬̼̯u̪̥̹͉͉m̹̖a̰̭͙̹̣̳̲n̦̗̟̭̹̲̮ ̘̖̥͍͈͉a͖̘ṉ͚y̫͕m̙̞̥̼̩̥o͍re̯̻̲̱͔̘ͅ?͙̭̩̝̖͍̦/̞̺͇̲/͇̯̺̱4̞̥̠̳̟̲5̦̣͎

malekbrosinc:

elliot alderson head canons

• he’s super allergic to cats
  
• sometimes @ work he leans into angela bc her hair smells amazing
  
• he drinks dark roast black coffee
  
• in hs he went to underground concerts w/ darlene & hated every second 
  
• when he’s annoyed w/ gideon he hides gideon’s break room mug
  
• angela was his first kiss (it was awkward & they agreed not to talk abt it)
  
• he hums Frère Jacques to himself a lot.  he doesn’t always know why
  
• he’s secretly a meme loving fuck
  
• he used to make mix tapes as birthday gifts for angela and darlene
  
• he still makes them for angela but he keeps them for himself
  
• he had the most ridiculous fucking 90s web page ever
  
• it definitely said “welcome to my twisted mind”
  

Elliot takes off his shirt and has no surgery scars on his chest. He doesn’t have a “flat chest and small boobs.” And he isn’t wearing a binder when he takes off his shirt and hoodie in the withdrawal scenes. He is just biologically male. He isn’t ftm trans. J e s u s. If you’re gonna portray him as trans, which is fine, great do it if you’re called to do so… don’t say your depiction is canon. Because it’s not. It just irks me when there’s clear canon proof that he is biologically male.